fun with captions

alternate title: "I took too many pictures recently and have to find some way to use them".

Pantene Pro-V: It's not just for humans


Well gee Baldrick, you sure we won't get caught?

Cats look down on you, dogs look up to you....but mustangs treat you like equals.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

What do you mean I need to shave?

They don't call me sweet lips for nothing.


And then I said: I'm feeling a little hoarse!

Now here's your part. Come up with better captions than me because I have trouble thinking with a baby gnawing on my fingers and a toddler trying to cut her hair with a plastic fork and knife.